'Yes, I went to my scan. Yes, the baby's fine. Has all fingers and toes etc. Yes, it was an amazing experience. It does look like a piranha though.' Mrs M, English
'You were definitely there Joe. You were! You must have the sheet, I expressly remember you being in that lesson. It was the sheet that I then copied off you later.'
'You copying off me?! Then I definitely can't have been there! That'll be the day, when it's me doing the work and Kirky doing the copying.' Joe, Ancient History
'My report is crazy!!! Have you seen what they said in English?!!! In the target and aims section it said that I should seriously try some relaxation exercises!!! Isn't that hilarious?!!!!' Barnsey, said a million miles an hour
'I hate her! She is such a slag. The Wife of Bath really is a whore!' Harry, English
'Noooo! Not active learning again! Active learning is craaaaap.' the English class, en masse
Mr S: So, does everyone now know what they're meant to be doing?
Mr S: Thankyou Laura! The only person who ever actually listens to me
Laura: Sorry, what?
'Right, so the Roman Emperors, in order, were Augustus, Tiberius, Gaius, Claudius, Nero, Galba, Otho, Vitellius, Vespasian, Titus, Domitian, Keith.' Sarah, Ancient History
It is therefore worth going in sometimes.