22 February 2008

The Power of Footwear

'I don't need shoes do I? No, I just need jeans. Shoes are not necessary.'

'Mmmm... hmphlf... ynoh... mmm...'

'Okay, ready to go? Yup, I'm all ready to go.'

'Uh? Uh huh... snflph... yup huh... wha ehr...'

*Door shuts.

*30 seconds pass

*Door opens...

Head bowed, 'I felt insecure without shoes.'

4 comments:

Ma said...

And, on a more practical level, cold........

nicky said...

Subjunctive- an imagained state.
Subjunctivley cold, you have no idea whether this person who was experiancing an apprehension of an absence of shoes was venturing out into the outside. Also i would presume that the building this uncanny pair of students (i expect they are) had central heating. To conclude, you were rong.
P.S they were most likeley wearing socks.

nicky said...

Subjunctive- an imagained state.
Subjunctivley cold, you have no idea whether this person who was experiancing an apprehension of an absence of shoes was venturing out into the outside. Also i would presume that the building this uncanny pair of students (i expect they are)were in had central heating. To conclude, you were rong.
P.S they were most likeley wearing socks. I had to repost the comment because i had forgotten to add a couple of words which without, would render the comment nonsensicle.

Ma said...

The person who felt insecure had confessed.........