27 September 2007

Spot the difference

What I have feared all along is, in actuality, true. All Kirks are the same.

Even when they pretend to be otherwise, by giving themselves a different surname in the vain attempt at escaping the curse of Kirk and evading the pitfalls that are inextricably bound to the genepool and DNA strands. It is a futile endeavor to denounce what Kirk ancestory has granted.

To be dubbed 'Hankins' fools nobody.

Nature seems to prevail over nurture if the family dynamics of the household I am currently ensconced within is anything to go by. Despite living hundreds of miles away from my own fair family unit and being brought up by different parents and in a different environment, offspring are interchangeable. No doubt a swap could occur within the brood and we would be none the wiser for at least a week. Especially if dishwasher loading and unloading is chucked into the mix. The Kirk approach seems universal. Delegation and avoidance, mostly. If only an aga were here, and I'd feel quite alarmingly at home.

And parental approach to wine drinking is comfortingly similar also.

4 comments:

Mike said...

They do drink a lot, don't they?

anna said...

Uh huh, you're telling me! Makes your efforts pale into insignificance. Means that I am always offered a glass though. And don't pretend you don't enjoy a tipple or three...

Ma said...

Currently would be v happy to swap the middle one. See if your auntie S will do a deal....

Jonty said...

Thats disgusting mother.

You still havnt texted me back anna!

You fiend